Oh boy, a Buffy quiz!
I’m sure you guys didn’t know this, but I’m a big Buffy fan. So I took a quiz. Apparently I’m:
Giles

"You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, where I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong."
What "Buffy" Character Are You?
But I didn’t like that answer so I took another quiz and it told me that

You are Oz!
Cool, stylish and stoic–you’re a rocker and a chic
geek, and people would be hard-pressed to
dislike you. You probably have something deep
inside you that bothers you…but as long as you can control your wolf, you’re a generally happy individual
Which is much, much cooler.
And then because I’m procrastinating I took another, but the results were too embarrassing and I won’t be posting them here. In fact, I think I’ll hack into their servers and wipe the logs.